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 hula animation   A long time ago in a ski town far far away, there lived a girl and a boy. Heather moved form the east to seek a living as a Rocky Mountain Crocodile farmer while Phil made his way east to make his mark in the world of high altitude, dry land surfboard sales. After Heathers baby Crocs escaped they made their way to Phil's secret surfboard stash... and ate it. This left Heather and Phil croc-less and boardless, so they had to settle for each other. Today they're making a successful living producing surfboard wax made out of crocodile fat.

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